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MY NEW PHONE! SUCKS!

2008-05-23 23:09:16 by CyborgStalker
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It sucks. Its called the VM Keyocera WildCard M1000. Virgin Mobile hid most of its features, there are few codes or cracks (the ones that do exist suck), and most of the features do nothing and are a waist of space. Who the fuck needs a tip calculator anyway? "Honey, lets tip this man 15% of our $60 meal. Thats $10!" "Fuck you stupid bitch. Its $9 tip, idiotic fagot! Thank God I brought my phone! It saved us a buck!". The only thing the phone is good for is txting. I want my fucking $100 dollars back!

Also, completely unrelated, but...

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MY NEW PHONE! SUCKS!


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flawsflaws

2008-05-23 23:10:23

Well, at least you bothered to grasp my attention with a visual image.
Too much white.

CyborgStalker responds:

Not even the family guy clip?


fetusdoctorfetusdoctor

2008-05-24 01:10:39

Just buy a landline phone.

CyborgStalker responds:

Most people have landline phones, but I'm usually on the go, so I need something that goes with me. Landline phones actually have less features, but you already knew that.